DID YOU KNOW:

I PAID THOUSANDS TO MAKE A SEXUAL HARRASSMENT CLAIM FROM ONE OF MY FEMALE SATFF MEMBERS TO GO AWAY

I HAVE KEPT  PHOTOS AND VIDEOS  OF MY GENITALIA  ON WORK DRIVES FOR STAFF TO SEE

ONLY I KNOW THE PURPOSE OF THESE PHOTOS

IF YOU KNEW HOW DIRTY MY KITCHEN WAS YOU WOULDN'T EAT MY FOOD

I HAVE TRIED TO COPY EVERY RESTAURANTS MENU IN TOWN CENTER IN A DIABOLICAL DRIVE TO  HURT ALL THE BUSINESSES IN TOWN CENTER EVENTHOUGH I PORTRAY "MR. COMMUNITY" ON SOCIAL MEDIA

I HAVE REPEATIVELY LIED AND SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT EVERY RESTAURANT IN TOWN CENTER

I TIRELESSLY WORK TO DESTORY THE REPUTATIONS OF OTHER RESTAURANTS IN TOWN CENTER.   I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY EXPRESSED ANY GRIEVANCES TO THE FACE OF ANYONE IN PERSON

MY OWN FAMILY TALKS BAD ABOUT ME AND MY CHILDISH BEHAVIOR

BUT HEY, I AM MR. COMMUNITY SO YOU WILL BELIEVE ME RIGHT?

OR MAYBE I HAVE SOME ISSUES AND REQUIRE ATTENTION AND NEED YOU TO SEE ME FOR I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY SKILLS OR VISION OF MY OWN... BUT I CAN PORTRAY ONE TO THE LOVELY PEOPLE OF EL DORADO HILLS NO MATTER THE COST TO OTHER PEOPLE WITH ACTUAL  FAMILIES

SO YEAH, GO MILESTONE

HERE IS MY MODEL PORTFOLIO, I'VE SINCE TAKEN DOWN THE NUDE PHOTOS OF ME, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA...